Funniet thing you've ever seen online?

What's the funniest thing you've ever seen online? 

When I stated playing poker I stated playing at Poker Room.  It's been a while since I've played there so I don't know if they still have the same system for disconnected players or not.

Well back then if you were disconnected they just put you on "Auto" it would have auto written on your Avatar so everyone knew you were on auto.  When a player is on auto it's basically just check fold.  They will check until they face a bet, then once someone has bets it will automatically fold their hand.

Well we were down to four in this SNG, just one spot from the money.  One of the players is on Auto.  We then come down to a hand where it's between the player that's on Auto and another player.  It puts the flop down and I'm thinking, just bet so he'll fold and we can move to the next hand.  Well they both check the flop, they both check the turn, and they both check the river.

Well when it comes down to showdown the player that was on auto shows Q8, the player that was there playing the hand shows KT.  Well the river card was an 8 and the auto player wins the hand with a pair of 8's.

The guy that was playing the hand then types into the chat box "fvcking river"

I about fell out of my chair, because if he bets that pot at any point he automatically wins the hand.

That is pretty good.

I wish I could find the screenshot I took of my funniest hand. Well funny for me, not the other 3 guys.

I was playing a NL game a few months ago, cant remember what sites. Basically it ended up with 4 guys all in, was about 3-400$ in the pot as it was a .5/1 game. When the cards all showed it was AA - KK - QQ - JJ. Was the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen, I had the Aces and the board was junk. To this day I havent seen anything like this.

Funniest thing Ive seen, a guy calling a river bet with a board of AA10 10 J and he was holding 66.  Not a small river bet either. lol.
He couldnt even beat the board, unless there is a poker hand of 3 pairs that i dont know about?

Funniest thing Ive seen, a guy calling a river bet with a board of AA10 10 J and he was holding 66.  Not a small river bet either. lol.
He couldnt even beat the board, unless there is a poker hand of 3 pairs that i dont know about?

Yea I've seen that a few times, it is pretty funny.

Another funny thing is when playing 7 card stud watching someone call a bet with a hand that can't beat what their opponet has showing.  I've seen a guy call the river bet with two pair when his opponet had trip 7's showing.

Does someone losing $200k in one session count as funny?

B

Well, this was funny to me.

$3/$6 limit game and there is a raise and 2 calls preflop. 

Board comes: J66

Raiser bets and gets 1 caller

Turn=5

Bet/call

River J

Bet/Call

Better shows AK
Caller shows 22

22 player goes ballistic for about 10 minutes because he was cheated!!  He had a pair and the other guy just had A high. 

Does someone losing $200k in one session count as funny?

B

If they lost it to me I'd find it pretty funny.

Does someone losing $200k in one session count as funny?

B

Come on Bart3K whats the story?